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Hunter now has a French alter-ego, which is arrogant, metrosexual, and loves only France, cigarettes, and croissants. Hunter is also obsessed with BrickBreaker, a stupid game on the BlackBerry. Speaking of cigarettes, we each smoke like 2 a day now, thanks to all the ridiculous second-hand smoke. Hunter needs his tonsils out; he hawks at least 50 lugees per day. I have stepped in dog poo twice. I wore my sandlas for a week straight and almost have 3 blisters. I also bought a fruit drink that turned out to be a drink mix with probably 50,000 g of sugar (and Hunter says he told me not to). We have discovered most all of the stereotypes about French are true: markets, flower shops, everyone smoking, crazy drivers, topless tanning, non-stop wine drinking, pastry obsession, paying to use the bathroom, etc.